Women on Top

Cancel all engagements! ‘Women On Top 69 Positions To Success. The Infidelities and Secrets Revealed. A Woman’s Survival Guide to Saving Your Relationship, Or Not!’ is a complete relationship guide for women who want to make significant changes to their lives and their relationships.

Women on Top by Fiona LaycyTake the phone off the hook and immerse yourself in this relationship survival guide for anyone who has realized that the perfect relationship is like a good orgasm – many of those are faked!

This provocative insight is packed with delightfully uninhibited tales of cover ups and deception that relationships reveal; the infidelities and secrets that result in life being a roller coaster of delicious fun and occasionally resulting in death.

Facing your fears, revealing your dreams and expectations, this book provides you with the opportunity to tackle life with both courage and laughter on your very own personal journey.

Whether you want to or not you may find something better than you had before!

CONTENTS

Acknowledgements viii
Introduction ix
Part 1: To Love, Honour and Obey, or Not ! 1
1. To Love, Honour and Betray 1
2. The Mistress 9
3. The Older Mother 13
4. The Alpha Mother 16
5. Do Four Hundred Marriages a Day Really Need to End? 18
6. The Twenty-Fifth Wedding Anniversary Catalyst 21
7. Single Woman about Town 25
8. ‘When Harry Met Sally’ 28
9. We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 44
10. Can You Save Your Marriage? 46
Part 2: I give you this ring as a symbol of my love for you. Let it be a reminder that I am always by your side and that I will always be a faithful husband to you. 51
11. It’s Over – I Want a Divorce! 52
12. Two Ways to Divorce – Well and Badly. 57
13. To Have and To Hold For Richer or Poorer 63
14. There are Never Any Winners 66
15. Don’t Forget that Children go Through Your Divorce Too 70
16. The Custody Battle 79
17. Piggy in The Middle 85
18. ‘Money, Money, Money’ 87
19. In Sickness and In Health 91
20. Dating and Social Invitations 95
21. Scoring Points 98
22. Damned if You Do and Damned if You Don’t 101
23. The Mediator 105
24. The Snowball Effect 108
Part 3: Confessions of a Divorcee 112
25. You’ve Met The Man of Your Dreams 113
26. It Must Be Love! 116
27. Disillusionment 120
28. Erosion 123
29. Detachment 127
30. Separation 131
31. Bereavement – Shock 136
32. Denial 141
33. Anger 144
34. ‘From Russia with Love’ 147
35. Loneliness 150
36. Isolation 154
37. Grief, Sadness, Fear and Anxiety 157
38. Stress 161
39. Depression 164
40. Negotiation 168
41. The solicitor 172
42. Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold 175
43. The Divorce Party 178
44. Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without Them 180
45. Men Can’t Lie and Get Away with It 183
46. Why Women Remember Better than Men 185
Part 4: Chocoholic and Single 187
47. Back To Your Future 187
48. ‘The Full Monty’ and Shopaholic Goals 194
49. It’s All About The Money 206
50. Ask and You Will Receive 214
51. Working Mums 216
52. The Divorce Diet 219
53. Let’s Make-Up 223
54. A Woman’s Wish List Or Not 229
55. The Art of Successful Communication 233
56. What Do We Want in A Man? 237
57. Less Than Perfect 248
58. The Dating Game 252
59. Let’s Move In Together 260
60. What’s Wrong With Your Sex Life and How to Spice it Up? 264
61. ‘No Sex Please, We’re British’ 271
62. The Bitch 274
63. The Female Orgasm and Why You Should Come First 277
64. The Male Orgasm and Giving Him Oral Satisfaction 282
65. Kinky and Quirky 285
66. ‘Location, Location, Location’ 289
67. Swapping and Swinging 291
68. Success Secrets You Should Know About Most Men 294
69. Success Secrets of Most Happily Coupled Women 296

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